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Let the Hunger Games begin!

After getting quite a lot of messages to purchase this, I’ve added the MockingJay Necklace to my shop for $12! I cannot thank you guys for your support :D

And as a bonus, if this post gets more than 300 notes by Thursday midnight when the movie comes out, I will giveaway one of these inspiring symbols of hope to one lucky tumblrhead!

Giveaway Rules:

• Reblog this post up to THREE times for a chance to win
• Likes will also count for another chance to win
• No need to Follow me
• Giveaway will only happen if this post gets 300+ notes by Thursday midnight
• Winner will be randomly selected on Saturday 10PM PST March 24th

May the odds be EVER in your favor~

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… Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath. Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the shower’s water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet.
Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door and flung it open, revealing shirtless Torolf (which was seriously his name) quivering with desire in the hallway.
Torolf was ashamed at being caught, but his shame made him even hotter – hotter for sex. He stepped into the room, and his bulging abs accidentally smushed into Hilda’s rich chest.
As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.
“Hilda,” Torolf murmured thickly, his throbbing meat wand pressing against Hilda’s warm thighs. “There is a secret I need to not tell you: You are my forbidden desire.”
Hilda had been waiting to hear these words. Her heart was lifted on golden wings and soared toward a radiant sun of perfect joy. She saw herself and Torolf happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too.
“Torolf,” Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining with desire. “I need you.”
Torolf, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently.
Hilda looked at him expectantly.
“Oh, sorry,” she added. “Torolf, I need you – sexually.”
At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Torolf’s undulating midsection. She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge.
Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.
Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.
Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson’s. He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms!
The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room.
Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering with orgasm. She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop.
She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. “Torolf,” she said softly, “there’s something I have to tell you…”
But her bed was empty.
Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs.

this is so terrible

I want so bad to make a dramatic reading of this

I lost it at throbbing meat wand omg

what.

Dick aneurysm

THROBBING MEAT WAND…

brb mentally replacing the character’s names with my OTP’s and laughing hysterically

Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm. I lost it hard

“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery.”

FAVORITE LINE FROM ANYTHING EVER.

oh my shit 

pure literature at its finest.

Lost it at “Her snooch got all warm”

Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding.

((omg I can’t))

“coarse abs pulsing in the moonlight”

(via something-really-disgusting)